Heys the news today said tt the govt is considering extending the hols by another wk! though it's not confirmed but this calls for some jokes celebration ((((:
One.
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste." After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."
Two.
以前有个女生很爱放屁，有一次她和男朋友在一起，但是她很想放屁，有不想在男朋友面前出丑，就说：“我学鸽子叫给你听好不好？”他男朋友就说：“好啊。”然后她就趁她在学鸽子叫的时候放屁，来掩饰她放屁的声音。放完之后，她问她男朋友：“我学鸽子叫的声音象不象。”她男朋友就说：“你刚才放屁声音太大，我没听到。”
Three.
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a ****job?' ... and she's always sound asleep."
!eneo
