Since there is nothing interesting happening nowadays, I shall end the first week of holidays with some stupid jokes. Hope I don't bore you people!!

1. A portuguese is learning english and has to make up a sentence with the words green, pink and yellow, so he begins:
I woke up this morning and the phone goes "green,green", i pink up the phone and say "Yellow?"

2. A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what’s going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, “Pardon me. May I help you with something.”The blind man says, “No thanks. I’m just looking around.”

3. A man took his wife to a Broadway show.
During the first intermission he had to attend to nature’s call in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms. He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but he finally found a beautiful fountain with foliage, and since nobody was watching, so he decided to take a relieve himself right there.
When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already begun. He searched in the dark until he found his wife. “Did I miss much of the second act?” he asked.
“Miss it?” she said, “You were in it!”

OKAY.. THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY!!
-Esther :)