1) Woman: See there's no difference in the taste; they're all the same taste!// Swan: What you tryin' to rip me off?
2) Swan: Hey.. You kiss your mother with your mouth// Woman: Yea as a matter of fact I do, & I've got something else you can kiss
3) Swan: I like to bite off both ends, and I put it in likka straw *grins*
4) Swan: Yea... I take it I take it. I take it likka man
5) Woman: OH! FOR THE LUCK OF MARY!
Ms Swan Goes To Starbucks
Funny stuff:
Swan: no no I ready I ready. no no no no I know I know
Woman: what kind of coffee? // Swan: oh in a cup.// Woman: yea i know in a cup, but what kind?// Swan: oh maybe paper? styrofoam?
Woman: I've seen these ppl w/o coffee, and they can even get violent then
Swan: tall is small? then you tellin' me that black is white? oh you tricky dicky you know
Swan: marco! Man: polo!
Woman: Now. I don't know what the hell it is with people. They come into starbucks. And they go so damn stupid! All you gotta do is ORRDER! and leave. ORDER! and leave. you gotta ROOOOAAAAARRRRRRR-DER AND LEAVE!
